If Dave or either of the boys had been given a tranquilliser shot strong enough to fell a rhino, they could not have been knocked out much faster than being forced to sit in front of the first episode of the BBC's "Life In Squares", which attempts to dramatise the lives of Vanessa Bell, Duncan Grant, Virginia Woolf and the Bloomsbury Group. Punctuated by intermittent snoring, I watched Episode 1 as the fey actors and actresses mooched around rooms painted shades of Elephants